It is unfortunate, but true.
I am so ... I hesitate to use the word stupid, but if the shoe fits, folks, it fits.
I got up this morning with good intentions of eat healthy food all day long, nothing but veggies and a bit of meat perhaps. Because, I knew (I KNEW!) I was going to have to go eat cake this afternoon at a wedding I am attending.
It just didn't work out for me. I walked into the disgustingly messy kitchen and wandered around thinking, "I have to eat something. What do I eat?"
And then I saw the box of caramel cookie bars. Mmm hmmm.
I ate 4.
Ok, so I was berating myself silently for being so ... well, sorry, but .. STUPID, and then I ate another while I was distracted with berating my stupidity.
SO then lunchtime comes around, right.
I had walked down to Mommy's to give the pigs their garbage. Mommy gave me two yellow squash and a zucchini! YAY, right?
I came home with all intentions of having them for my lunch.
I laid them on the counter and was cleaning up a bit of the aforementioned disgusting kitchen, when I spotted them: chewy chocolate chip cookies Mommy had given to Faith and Samantha while they were down there earlier. A brand new, unopened, fresh bag of soft and chewy goodness.
You can guess the ugly truth of what happened next.
I ate half the bag.
OH THE STUPIDITY.
I now have a killer tummy ache (my tummy has not been it usual steely self lately, anyhow.)
I prolly gained myself every one of those 5 or so pounds I was in the midst of losing.
How stupid can one woman be?
I still have to go eat cake at a wedding tonight, for (of course) I shall still eat cake. (duh?)
Ok, now that I have shared my stupidity with you, please tell me I am not alone in it!! PLEASE do!
And I could use some berate-ment from outside sources, or SOMETHING to get me to eat like an adult already!!