Hey, don't fall over in a shock-induced swoon when I tell you what I am doing and have accomplished today.
I am cleaning!
Yes! you read that right! ME! CLEANING!!! Don't have a heart attack, now.
I have gotten a lot accomplished so far for the hoodlums to have fun undoing when they get home. Because yes, they are not home. How else do you suppose I have gotten so much done?
Anyway, here is what I have done so far:
Seriously cleaned the bathroom. Not just cleaned, but SERIOUSLY cleaned, y'all. As in - inside and out. Toilet, sink, tub, floor; and the trash can even! Can you believe my industrious little self????
Ok, that is not all. After burning my nose hairs thoroughly with bleach in the bathroom, I proceeded to:
Clean the kitchen! But not seriously clean. Just normal clean. I haven't attacked the microwave or the oven yet; or cleaned out the cupboards ;)
And now I am DOING LAUNDRY. Hanging' it out on the lines and everything!!!!
Am I rockin' or WHAT?!?!?!
What do you mean, "Is that all?"